Some parents need to realize that at some point, your child will become an adult and like it or not you have to treat them as such. When your kid is closer to 30 than 13, it's time to stop treating them like a teenager. It's rather pathetic when someone who is in their 50s wants to be their adult child's BFF one minute (right down to acting like they're the same age), and the next wants to treat them like they're still a 5 year old who would be lost without mommy telling them what to do. You're almost a senior citizen, you aren't in your 30s any longer, so act your own age and let your child do the same without your interference. You're even more pathetic when you have to insult your child to make yourself feel better for being a complete failure. You didn't exactly accomplish any great feats in life, you have no business making snide remarks about the way someone else is living their life.
Oh, I almost forgot. FUCK FUCK ASS SHIT BITCH COCK PUSSY CUNT FUCK FUCK.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
What I did last night: wished that some of my favorite fictional male characters were real
Most of the men I know are complete assholes. I'm tired of being used, lied to, cheated on, lead on, mistreated, taken for granted, etc. So I do what a lot of women do and I watch romantic comedies and wish that the dreamy leading man was more than a fictional character. Here, in no particular order, are some of the characters I most wish were more than just figments of a writer's imagination:
Saturday, September 24, 2011
What I did last night: I was busy winning
I was making dinner and I opened a box of taco shells. Unexpectedly, a packet of Kool-Aid fell out of the box. That's called winning the Mexican lottery, amigos.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
What I did last night: wondered if there are objects left that haven't been made to look like vaginas
Hey guys, have you ever wished you could just sleep inside a cozy vagina? Guess whaaaaaaat...
Sunday, September 18, 2011
What I did last night: made a list of things that I DON'T want from Prince Charming
So you may have seen that my pal Randi made a list to help any potential Prince Charming sweep her off her feet. It got me thinking about my own rules for potential suitors, and how most women are completely insane when thinking about what they want from their "perfect man". I wanted to take a different approach than just listing the things I want from a guy. Maybe I'm just an odd duck, but here are some things most women seem to swoon over that just drive me nuts. Take notes, guys.
Friday, September 16, 2011
What I did last night: learned that our idea isn't as original as we had hoped
So yeah, apparently there's already a website called What I Did Last Night. Why didn't any of you guys tell us?!?! It's similar to our blog, but I personally like ours better. I guess we need to figure out a new quippy name. Ranchel is all about originality, we definitely aren't into copying someone else, even if it was unintentional.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
What I did last night: learned that even Orthodox Jews can thank G-d for the Rabbit vibrator
Did you know that "Orthodox Jewish couples are taught, once they get engaged, to have phenomenal, shout-out-loud, swinging-from-the-chandelier sex."? No? Have you ever wanted to bring a new toy into your Jewish bedroom, but are fearful that it just won't be Kosher?
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Saturday, September 10, 2011
What I did last night: Decided I'm an eccentric person specialist.
Hi, my name is Rachel and I think I need a new job. I've done a lot of thinking about this, and I've had some important thoughts I feel the need to share.
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