Thursday, September 15, 2011

What I did last night: found out that people still fill out MySpace surveys

Your name?
Rachel


Your birthday?
10/10

Do you already have names picked out of your future children? 
William Logan for a boy, and for a girl either Lorelai Emma or Lorelai Ava.


Are you a Christian? 
no 


Do you want to have a closer relationship with God? 
I'm perfectly happy having no relationship with 'god'.


What occupation do you find sexy? 
musician. artist. scientist. writer. anything requiring creativity or intelligence. 


Would you ever go a week without showering? 
No, that's repulsive.


When you see a movie based on a book, do you go and read the book? 
Usually if I see a movie based on a book its because I've already read and enjoyed the book.


How many years have you been breathing? 
26...well, except there was that one year where breathing was just way too conformist for me. 


How many illegal drugs have entered your bloodstream? 
0...never have, never will.  


Favorite non-alcoholic beverage? 
strawberry lemonade or sweet tea...or both mixed together, strawberry arnold palmer 


What's something odd on a man/woman that you find sexy? 
Hip bones...is that odd? I dig it when a man has some defined hip bones.


Who is your favorite serial killer? 
what the hell kind of question is this? no, just no. 


Have you ever had the falling dream? 
yep, hate it. 


Do you believe in Jesus Christ? 
Not as the messiah


Favorite Beatles song? 
I have so many! Something, Norwegian Wood, Strawberry Fields Forever, Eleanor Rigby, Dizzy Miss Lizzy, Glass Onion, Dig a Pony, etc...I could go on for a long time.


Are you into politics? 
fucking hell, yes 


Do you enjoy thunderstorms? 
yes 


What’s your favorite college basketball team? 
Memphis Tigers!!!!!! 


Been on stage? 
Yeah, I was a complete theatre geek as a kid.


Gone one day without food? 
yeah, lots of times...eating disorders are fun. 


Been on radio/tv? 
both 


If you got fired from your job today... 
I'd be a little happy. Work has been hell the past few days. And I've only been back at work for 3 days after being furloughed for 2 months.


Have you ever fed an animal a jalapeno for revenge of something they did? 
no, that's disgustingly awful and anyone who does this should have a few jalapenos shoved up their ass as the animal's revenge. 


Are drummers, guitarists, or bassists more attractive to you? 
fuck. yes. 


What political party do you align with most closely? 
I'm a total liberal.


How do you feel about abortion? 
pro-choice


How do you feel about homosexual marriages? 
love it


How do you feel about taxation? 
With or without representation? I hope someone got that. I understand and support the need for taxation, but I do know firsthand that our current tax system is flawed and needs an overhaul because there is a disproportionate burden laid upon the middle class as compared to the upper class. Did I mention that I work for the IRS?


How do you feel about the separation of church and state? 
Keep your god out of my government.

How do you feel about the second amendment?
I don't believe every citizen has the right to bear arms. I said it, I don't care. Not everyone deserves to have a fucking gun or has a need for one. I understand wanting to protect yourself and your loved ones or home, but you don't need an arsenal or an uzi for that (sorry Prince Mongo) and if you have certain criminal offenses against you then you don't need one.

How do you feel about lowering the drinking age for EVERYONE to 18?
100% support. You can vote, join the military, pay taxes, enter into a legally binding contract, etcetera at age 18 so there's no reason why you shouldn't be allowed to drink at this age as well...same for gambling. You're an adult according to the us government, adults should have the right to alcohol and blackjack...and hookers.

How do you feel about legalizing marijuana?
Support it, with a separate tax designed specifically for it. That revenue would certainly be beneficial now towards reducing the national deficit.

How about animal rights?
Extremely strong supporter! I like animals more than most humans and I find any poor treatment of them to be despicable. I almost wish I believed in hell because anyone who could harm an innocent animal fully deserves to be sent there and tortured.

Should Illegal Immigrants get welfare?
no

Did you vote for George W. Bush?
fuck no

Do you watch political debates?
I try to, but I usually get too frustrated to watch more than a few minutes.

What issue do you feel strongest about?
tie between gay marriage, abortion rights, and separation of church and state

Are you pro life or pro choice?
pro-choice, and I despise the term 'pro-life' because it insinuates that anyone with an opposing view is 'anti-life' which I find greatly offensive.

Do you believe in capitol punishment?
No. I find the percentage of people who support it as compared to people who are anti-choice to be rather interesting, especially given their preference to be called pro-life.

Are you registered to vote?
I registered the day I turned 18.



What is your favorite Kool-Aid flavor?
ice blue raspberry lemonade

Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse?
no, laptop

Last sporting event you watched on tv or in person?
Memphis Grizzlies playoff games! And now it's almost time for Tiger basketball. I can't wait!

What is the most overrated thing in your opinion?
Reality 'stars'. Kim Kardashian (getting pissed on in a sex tape is not a reason to earn fame). Twilight/True Blood. Basically any 'musician' currently getting played on the radio these days.

If you HAD to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
I have no idea, I don't really want any tattoos. I like being unique as I'm one of maybe 2 people I know without one. If I had to get one it'd probably be something like stars or 'imagine no religion' on my wrist. The latter would be pretty perfect since I'd get to use a John Lennon lyric and I'm staunchly atheist.

Do you think Obama has tried drugs?
he's admitted that he has, so what?

What color is your bra or boxers?
not wearing either


What is the best thing to happen to you this year so far?
I don't even know. I have a job, a car, and a house...I guess that I'm lucky enough to have all of those things without needing help from anyone to keep them.

Anything you're really afraid of?
losing teeth. water (well, afriad of drowning...I've learned that me and rivers don't get along), heights, bridges (heights + water = panic attack), spiders and bugs. A new phobia I've developed is my house catching on fire or being caught in a fire, I don't know where this one has come from but its gotten bad.

Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or creamy?
I don't really like peanut butter too much, but I prefer creamy to crunchy. I don't like nuts so I don't want to bite into them in my peanut butter.

The main thing you cant leave your house without?
phone

When was the last time you read a book?
I just started a new one a few days ago. I haven't had the chance to read in ages.

Blondes or Brunettes?
either/or, but maybe blondes just a teensy bit more. I'm biased. Just no gingers.

Do the drapes match the curtains?
Isn't it supposed to be 'does the carpet match the curtains?' I'm not really a fan of carpeting, though.

Night owl or early bird?
night owl...the only time I see morning is when I just haven't gone to sleep yet

Open your own jars?
No, I let Fernando the jar-opener do it for me...that is what he's around for after all.

Liquor or beer?
liquor

Having or adopting a baby?
I'd like to give birth some day, but adopting is always an option too.

Zack Morris or Slater?
What a stupid question. Zack, of course.

What's your favorite color gummy bear?
I don't like gummies.

What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
I'm a fan of a big, sexy brain. As far as actual physical aspects, I like nice teeth and noses. And hands.

Ever had a song sung about/for you?
yes

Is there a baby in the room with you right now?
my over-grown canine baby

What is your favorite thing that is green?
same as most people, money

Right or left handed?
mostly manus sinistra, but I can go manus dextra too if I feel like it

What is your middle name?
Elizabeth

What is the way to your heart?
be honest, intelligent, a complete smart-ass, musical or artistic talent of some kind wins definite points, a little (or a lot) of nerdiness is a good thing, make me laugh, be able to have real conversations and debates with me because I won't have any interest if you can't intellectually stimulate me..those are the important things. I also have a major thing for Jews.

What do you smell like?
vanilla body scrub, shampoo and conditioner with a little leftover Juicy perfume lingering on my skin

What's in your pocket?
no pockets

Anything in your mouth?
my teeth and tongue

Do you have freckles?
yes

How many languages can you say "Hello" in?
7? That's usually a pretty easy thing to learn to say.

Crappiest band?
Dude, there are far too many to name.

Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
No, and no one should ever do that to me because I am terrified of water.

What's the last thing you watched on TV?
ummm, maybe local news?

What's the last video game you played?
Call of Duty: World at War

Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
not anymore

What was your favorite childhood show?
When I was really young it was Fraggle Rock, David the Gnome, that koala show, and Eureka's Castle...and The Littl' Bits! Then Nickelodeon made gems like Rocko's Modern Life.

Sushi of choice?
spicy tuna or spicy crawfish rolls

Are you close to your siblings?
not really close, but we've gotten better as we've gotten older

What was your first job?
le Target

Do you bite your nails?
no

Do you like your feet?
I think feet are kind of repulsive

Do you sleep well at night?
some night



Drawing or painting?
I draw more than paint, but I enjoy both

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