What I did last night: Discovered a pussy even straight women and gay men would want to eat...

Randi: I mean...who exactly wants to eat these cupcakes? Does this mean she makes penis eclairs filled with custard, with 2 donut holes attached? This is just so weird. And would the eclairs come in different sizes? Are there uncircumsized eclairs? Do the eclairs get propped up for an erection? Does it make you slightly cannibalistic if you eat one?
Rachel: Does she make some eclairs without cream filling? Can some of the donut holes be more elongated? Can she bake some eclairs with a curve to one side?
Randi: Wrinkly? What about people with peen problems? One donut hole?
Rachel: The Lance Armstrong!