Rachel: The bride would be upstaged by her pussy at her wedding. Someone could say she's a giant cunt and they'd be telling the truth. Her wedding gifts would include several cases of FDS. She just wanted to be sure her new husband could find her clit. I can guess the flavor of her wedding cake: red vulva. Instead of taking off her garter with his teeth, the groom has to find her tampon string.
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